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krisarchasm:

gamtavsexual:

w0rth-something-different:

rumpus-weasley:

A dramatic reading of LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It”. 

GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY … GIRRRL LOOK AT THAT BODDDYYY. 

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

WHAT IS THIS

OMF

remember

My blog is slowly deteriorating into stuff like this.

But.

I just…. It’s so funny. XD

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thetaoofdana:

When you have haters, you should celebrate. That means you are awesome enough to be stirring up the universe around you. Haters hate their own lack of action, initiative and self-esteem so, naturally they are shaken up when they see active, happy, confident people doing their thing. Don’t become a hater, or crumble in the face of haters when they crop up…. Dare yourself to see this as proof that you are on the right path. Never let the darkness dim your light. :) xxx Dana

givemerostand:

«If Cyrano never fails to touch the feelings of each reader, it is because mentally or physically, whether we show it off or conceal it, we all wear (with varying flair) that same nose.

With ever constant panache, Edmond Rostand allows us to discover that in all men is a poet in love with glory…

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allsoundsasscreed:

Kasim: Yusuf, cabuk buraya gel! (Yusuf, come quickly!)

Kasim: An attack on two fronts! Galata and the Grand Bazaar.

Yusuf: Every day, the same bad news.
How is your appetite for swordplay?

Ezio: I do what I must.

Yusuf: Good man.

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1100th post!

EEH?

Favorite video games characters {in no particular order}

Yusuf Tazim (Assassin’s Creed: Revelations)

this is my new boyfriend, everyone.

sisstridersdick:

ravenouscomplex:

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metasepia:

kinomatika:

LITERALLY SCREAMING

me too

THERE ARE TEARS. RUNNING DOWN MY FACE. HEY GUYS FAIR WARNING, DON’T DRINK ORANGE JUICE WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO UNLESS YOU’RE OKAY WITH CLEANING SALIVA AND LIQUID FRUIT OFF OF YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR.

im crying

My face hurts

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linaket:

stickyeyelids:

09.04.12

this is beautiful.

So heartbreaking.

Looks like someone got their swag on!

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Some Marcus sketches :3 He’s from my story Antique Metal

Chapter One
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